As of three days ago, I walk a free man. Free from the bonds of corporate control. Originally scheduled for 29/02/2008 (the 'leap day', appropriately), it's been delayed by two separate extensions due to 'unforseen delays'. With a severance payment sufficiently large to provide a reasonable cushion for my diminishing material needs, I have an extensive sabbatical in which to re-group and lay the foundations for the mid-term. The concept of the 'career' is now meaningless for me (in sooth, it always was); 9 - 5 is reserved only for emergency; I am not a greatly social creature. And so I must find a way to earn a living from home, online.
Skills (as they occur to me):
fractal art - good
general digital/graphics - patchy
spreadsheets - excellent
creative writing - good, but undisciplined
professional writing - very good
general IT (excluding networks) - good
information management (feeds, and the X/OP/AP MLs) - moderate
web design - moderate
I shan't list weaknesses - it would go on, as Larkin once noted, "over the page"
Distilling a function that fully utilises my skillset: creating, writing about and syndicating fractal art? (I often use spreadsheets in coding, for example in creating a feeds outline or attention profile). Not going to pay.
A more realistic approach: generate a sub-self that creates and sells stock images (fractals, photography). Attempt to get the occasional spreadsheet-driven project through some outsourcing agency. Install/clean/immunise/troubleshoot PCs in the locality. Create websites for small businesses. A trickle-model for income.
I've been feeling a kind of constipation of the soul these last 2 or 3 months: hopefully, that will pass. As things grew steadily more surreal, it felt like a mini-preparation for the singularity (whatever that is!). Rewind to November 2006, at which point an announcement was made concerning the relocation of a substantial fraction of the site's production elsewhere within the company. This was to result in a concomitant reduction in permanent head-count (job cuts to those but poorly versed in corporatespeak). Based on the scene and information available at the time (and this was now into February 2007), I expressed interest in taking voluntary redundancy and this was accepted, with a leaving date of 29/02/2008, the projected completion date of the ' project'. The changes that transpired over the year threw the wisdom of my decision into doubt, but this I accepted with equanimity. Fast-forward to the beginning of this year, and they announce total site closure as part of a completely different project, this time run by 'Global' rather than the Business Unit. The original decision once again looks good: I get to finish for the summer and don't have the sad task of (and I slip into corporatespeak) redistributing assets.
Colleagues gave me a rather magical send-off. It began Friday afternoon and I didn't get back home until Saturday lunch! I think I'm only just getting it out of my system. Physically, that is - the emotional aspect shall remain. It was deeply affecting to realise that an old misfit like me could have made such a positive impression.








Btw, I've rectified a grievous error on my part by finally adding you to my watch
I don't automatically expect reciprocal
Ian: I am so pleased you're finally out of limbo and, no doubt, starting a period of recuperation from the ravages of corporate hell while looking forwards.
I'm sure you'll have no problem finding consultancy work (if you want it): I have a friend who tries to work 3 or 4 days a week between Nov and Feb, and then aims for 2 - 4 weeks on, 2 -4 weeks off from March to end October. They're not in the same line as you but so far they've more or less managed that for the last 5 or 6 years and are infinitely more relaxed (not to mention nice to be around
Make some good tutorials for Excel: I'll buy 'em!
What kind of tutorials would you require? I recently obtained some software for creating tutorials/demos, so I could give it a trial run...
The Excel feature that I always have trouble with is - don't laugh - pivot tables. I just have a real block where they are concerned, not helped by the fact that I need to produce only 1 about every 6 months so I don't keep my hand in. I also had to teach myself the hard way about graphs and charts, and I know there is more I could do but I lose the will to live while trying to work it out - and stuff like Macros, auto updating etc etc. None of it rocket science but I can't be the only person who finds a video tut or demo so much easier to follow than the usual written variety. (My employer has workbooks available which are worse than useless and the online "interactive" training available her irritates the hell out of me because I always end feeling like I;m beign patronised by a piece of software!
Writing about fractals might not be such a bad idea...I for one would love a book on 'how to'...preferably spiral bound so it would lay flat on the desk.
Your send off sounds wonderful- I had a tea party!!! then celebrated with my friends elsewhere.
I was reorganised out after 25 years- 5 years in the same job.
Had no idea really what I wanted to do so got on with stuff i'd been meaning to do- including having coffee with my mum
This lasted all of 3 weeks- I was still umming and erring ( had some financial stablility but the not doing what i enjoyed I was missing) randomly send my cv to a recruitment agency not expecting anything and blow me within the day was offered something I love in a place I could get to. So went off to do this on a consultancy basic- which I loved. Three days a week max. I liked it so much and they liked me that through it I got a job that I love.
At the beginning I didn't know what was going to happen went with the flow and it still feels a little fairy tale like.
Wish you your own fairy tale ending
rachel x